2006-09-14

Run for Your Life! It’s the 50 Worst Songs Ever!

Some have crap-tastic melodies. Others are wretchedly performed. And quite a few don’t make any sense whatsoever. Blender removes its earplugs to present the 50 tunes we love to hate.

também tem os 50 worst artists in music history, as 50 worst things ever to happen to music, os 50 most awesomely dead rock stars e as 50 dumbest rock-star extravagances. tudo extremamente ácido e sarcástico, com uma cambada de coisas que não dá pra concordar com no meio da desceção de sarrafo, mas dá pra rir até umas horas. mini exemplo:

AIR SUPPLY
The sound of eunuchs sobbing
Disproving the theory that lightning never strikes twice in the same place, Air Supply contained not one but two mewling, lovesick softies whose name was Russell. In the early ’80s, the Australian duo’s gutless ballads — music so remorselessly fey it made Journey sound like Danzig — sent a generation of jilted lovers toppling into depression that was as clinical as the Russells’ music. Mercifully, though, by the end of the decade, the pair had cried themselves to sleep.
Appalling fact Determined to ruin the festive season, Air Supply once recorded a Christmas album.
Worst CD The Christmas Album (Arista, 1987)

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